[09:57] < skp> so all i have to do is adopt a child for every three days of PTO i want? cool
[10:01] < amolitor> That's awesome
[10:02] * amolitor wonders where he can find 84 children to adopt
[10:02] < skp> heh yep
[10:05] < terlin> can you adopt the same child more than once?
[10:05] < terlin> ya know, to show how MUCH you love him/her?
[10:06] < skp> i guess you could un-adopt and re-adopt the same child every three days
[10:06] < skp> i wonder if this stuff is online...
[10:07] < terlin> if you un-adopt them, they feel like you don't love them anymore.
[10:07] < skp> it's paperwork only... they'd never know
[10:07] * terlin weeps for un-adopted children around the world
[10:07] < skp> it's like a -NOHUP kill
[10:08] < terlin> I'm going to tell some social worker that I want to kill -NOHUP my adopted child.
[10:08] < terlin> what would they say?
[10:08] < terlin> ...after they had me arrested, I mean.
[10:08] < skp> you wouldn't use that terminology with a non-tech
[10:08] < terlin> but then it wouldn't result in the same hilarity
[10:09] < skp> true s/hilarity/jailarity/