Should I buy the book? Below is from fark to retrocrush to thesneeze

Apparently when someone catches fire, the best course of action to take is to roll them up into a giant cigar. And if a child is choking, just shake them by the feet until everything's all better. I have no idea what the bottom right picture is suggesting, but apparently it's bad behavior to kick a woman in the ass when she's trying to pick up a beach ball in front of a speeding car. Also, for heaven's sake, "Don't wave to truckers."

If you talk while sharpening your pencil, you're liable to accidentally shove it deep into your nose. And I'm not sure what's going on in that creepy second picture. Did those 3 evil Indian boys push an innocent bystander into a car? And what's up with that tiny doll behind the steering wheel?