*Adjective* Computer Worm *verb* Internet

*Adjective* Computer Worm *verb* Internet

In the wee hours of *date*, a *adjective* computer worm spread *adverb* throughout the Internet. Dubbed *silly name* because *ridiculous reason that doesn't explain anything about how it works*, and also known as *another random name* and *another random name*, the worm has infected an estimated *number* systems within *length of time*. Experts are calling this worm the most *adjective* since *date in the past*.

The worm exploits a hole in *Microsoft product name* that was first identified *number* months ago by *security company name*. In an attempt to secure the planet, *same company* released detailed information about the vulnerability and how to exploit it. They also mentioned how to fix it, but apparently *noun* listened. Coincidentally, the worm that exploited this hole was also first identified by *same company*. Even more coincidentally, they make a product to protect against *noun*.

"Actually, it's not really a *noun*, it's a *noun*," said *Pete Lindstrom, or some other person seeking publicity*. " A true *noun* works by *random filler that nobody will read*."

The worm's payload *verb* every system by *verb ending in -ing* the *noun*. Comparatively speaking, this is much worse than *another worm* but not as bad as *another worm*. The computers of *place* were hit the hardest. Current damage is estimated at *dollar figure more than the GNP of two-thirds of the world's nations*. " This worm has the potential to *something or other*," said *Pete Lindstrom, or some other person trying hard to come up with something interesting to say ;-)*. " It just goes to show you that *another something or other*."

Though there is no way to protect against this particular bug, experts recommend trying *longshot one* or *longshot two*, neither of which matter, since nobody will do it anyway.

Subject: Pete Lindstrom's parametric worm warning

Posted by skp at janeiro 31, 2003 11:04 AM | TrackBack