hummer: because there’s too many porches in your neighborhood
[11:31] < lorax> but why worry about that when you can just drive over nature like it’s not even there?
[11:31] < void> at least according to hoffman. but then again, he’d know.
[11:31] < sp> hummers are suburbans with new plastic
[11:31] < void> hummers are the ultimate in dick extension devices.
[11:31] * void looks around
[11:31] < lorax> I thought that was a $100 bill.
[11:32] < void> maybe $100 canadian.
[11:32] < sp> hummer: because there’s too many porches in your neighborhood
[11:32] < void> down here all $100 will get you is crabs.
[11:32] < graver> shit you should see our new 100s
[11:32] < void> sp: HA
[11:32] < void> i’ll stick with my tiny 2wd truck.
i wish my ipod could
i wish my ipod had 802.11 and could browse playlists of other ipodders nearby, even listen to whatever they’re listening to… see someone freaking out down the street and wonder “wtf is she listening to”. japan would probably make it into another dating thingie where you are systematically matched up with the oposite sex when your playlists matchup a bit.
new house = mail fraud
my wife and i just moved to a new house, and we’ve notices some interesting goings-ons: a week ago this huge package arrives for some random person… “must be a previous owner” we think, setting it asside as we leave. a few hours later when we come home the package is gone. we had planned to stick a note on it for the post man and have it returned, but apparently someone was expecting it. we don’t know what exactly it was, but the return address had something like “mini-bikes” in it.
this week we get some annoyingly yellow stickers from UPS saying they have something for us, and we should come by and pick it up. hrmm not expecting anything… though we did notice the neighbors unloading some shiny new mini-bikes from their truck.
some crazy credit card scam to equip pre-teen biker gangs? i don’t really care, but what worries me is they’re using my address for this crap.
1. 200gig HDD $129 (compusa)
2. ATI TV Wonder VE video capture card $50 (compusa)
3. Color nightvision security camera $60 (fry’s)
4. motion or zoneminder on slackware $time