the viagra is just starting to kick in

Posted on October 28th, 2003 in rant by skip

Aparently, being silly is the way to stop telemarketers:
1) You know, I’d really love to talk, but the Viagra is just starting to kick in.
2) I just finished stuffing my mother-in-law into a trash bag and am way behind schedule.
3) I’m sorry, I can’t take this call, I’m too busy telemarketing a competing product.

this very well designed website will surely help.

lightbulbs

Posted on October 28th, 2003 in rant by skip

wow. who knew there are so many types of lightbulbs.

spyware sucks. gator sucks.

Posted on October 22nd, 2003 in rant by skip

gator (now claria) is spyware (software that didn’t install, didn’t ask for and forces itself onto my machine. tards at gator/claria are trying to get all websites calling it’s software “spyware” to go away using legal strongarming. well guess what? they can blow me. gator/gain/claria software is spyware. simple. other things to call it would include: malware, snoopware, adware, trojan, virus or simply crap.

i have not yet begun to fight

Posted on October 13th, 2003 in rant by skip

ongoing photoshop battle here in the office

i see you in the sarlaac pit

Posted on October 13th, 2003 in rant by skip

my backpack’s got jets, i’m boba the fett. i bounty hunt for jaba hut, to finance my vette (thanks joe) track used on adult swim after one badass sealab episode. check the mp3 here